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Klaus Eats Broken Glass
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Santa Claus has “Santa-fucka” embroidered on his bag of presents.
The license plate on his sled reads “THEBOXER.”
Santa Claus lives at the North Pole,
a strip club in Las Vegas.
His Reindeer wear spiked collars,
by their preference.
I once heard Kris Kringle ate broken glass on a bet.
I once heard Kris Kringle keeps his loan shark’s pinky in a glass jar,
because he got stiffed by the guy.
I once heard Kris Kringle keeps a .38 special tucked in his beard.
He only uses it for self defense, he assured me.
Father Christmas has at least a few SWIs.
That’s Sledding While Intoxicated, for the lightweights in the audience.
Father Christmas has a mug shot. He has it framed above his bed.
Santa’s gift giving thing is community service,
He won’t tell anyone what he did,
but he does have a scar around his throat.
There’s so much we don’t know about
the man crawling down our chimney.
The license plate on his sled reads “THEBOXER.”
Santa Claus lives at the North Pole,
a strip club in Las Vegas.
His Reindeer wear spiked collars,
by their preference.
I once heard Kris Kringle ate broken glass on a bet.
I once heard Kris Kringle keeps his loan shark’s pinky in a glass jar,
because he got stiffed by the guy.
I once heard Kris Kringle keeps a .38 special tucked in his beard.
He only uses it for self defense, he assured me.
Father Christmas has at least a few SWIs.
That’s Sledding While Intoxicated, for the lightweights in the audience.
Father Christmas has a mug shot. He has it framed above his bed.
Santa’s gift giving thing is community service,
He won’t tell anyone what he did,
but he does have a scar around his throat.
There’s so much we don’t know about
the man crawling down our chimney.
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Thank you so much sharing my dear lmbo!! I love it. You know what I like